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Happy Birthday Mike! For your birthday Footsie and I went walking into Blackpool from town to get to an Argos Extra, where we picked you up a present and walked back into town with it. Each of us carrying the following:

• 1 x 11.3KG / 25 Lb weight
• 1 x 4.5KG / 10 Lb weight
• 2 x 2.2KG / 5Lb weight
• 2 x 1.1KG / 2.5Lb weight
• 1 x Packet of Jaffa Cakes
• 1 x Box of edible Cock Rings

That was in each of our Bags... so your present was double what you see there!